CRITICAL INTEL // ARCHIVE 032
JON'S WISDOM LOG
SYSTEM STATUS: OPTIMAL WARMTH
Me and the wife have been married three years now. She's a Seekh Kebab, I'm a tighthead. We both know what it's like to be grilled under pressure.
A rhizome has no centre, they tell me. Neither does a good garlic naan. You tear it from any edge and it's still the whole naan. That's philosophy, that is.
"IF THE DEFENCE IS HARD, HIT IT HARDER. IF THE NAAN IS COLD, TOAST IT LONGER. PRINCIPLES FOR THE PITCH AND THE PLATE."
BIO: JON THE ANCHOR
A former Cardiff sub-junior reserve tighthead who found enlightenment in the deep sea sectors. Currently 84% naan by volume.
- SCRAM_TECH
- 9.9
- DITHER_RESISTANCE
- MAX
- RUGBY_SPIRIT
- OVERFLOW
SIGNAL FREQUENCY
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