CREDITS 99,420 ¤
MC SCAMPI INSERT COIN

MISSION: OPTIMAL COZINESS

DUVET SELECTION

Operative Jon requires thermal regulation via carb-based upholstery.

Jon laughing and hugging a giant, fluffy, buttered garlic naan

PREVIEW: THE GARLIC KING

SMELLY BUT COMFY WEIGHT: 4.2KG

DIETARY STATS

CARB DENSITY
FLAKINESS INDEX
BUTTER SATURATION

CAUTION: HIGH CRUMB RISK

System detects significant possibility of surface-level crumb accumulation within the sector. Proceed with extreme nap readiness.

EQUIPPED

01. GARLIC SECTOR

Close-up of garlic naan glistening with butter, green herbs and charred spots

Heavy infusion of garlic cloves for maximum aromatic defense. Keeps vampires away; attracts hungry ghosts.

VIEW TOPPINGS

Toppings: roasted garlic, coriander, a frankly irresponsible amount of ghee.

02. PESHWARI PASS

Peshwari naan stuffed with nuts and raisins under a dusting of powdered sugar

Sweet almond and raisin matrix. High energy density for extended winter hibernations. Sticky but sweet.

SULTANA OPTIONS

Sultana density: 14 per square inch. Jon insists this is 'structural'.

03. PLAIN PLAINS

Plain golden-brown naan with large air bubbles and charred edges

The baseline. No frills. No flavor conflicts. Pure doughy structural integrity for the purist operative.

MINIMALIST SETTINGS

Settings: none. That is the setting.