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JON'S WISDOM LOG

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  1. Lift with your legs, bind with your arms, and toast with your heart. In that order.

  2. Hydrothermal vents are nature's tandoor. The ocean floor wants you warm, mun. Let it.

THOUGHT OF THE DAY:

"IF THE DEFENCE IS HARD, HIT IT HARDER. IF THE NAAN IS COLD, TOAST IT LONGER. PRINCIPLES FOR THE PITCH AND THE PLATE."

BIO: JON THE ANCHOR

A former Cardiff sub-junior reserve tighthead who found enlightenment in the deep sea sectors. Currently 84% naan by volume.

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