CRITICAL INTEL // ARCHIVE 032
JON'S WISDOM LOG
SYSTEM STATUS: OPTIMAL WARMTH
Lil' Krill asked me how to build a perfect throw. I told him: low centre of gravity, eyes on the target, and never skip second breakfast.
Every crumb in this duvet is a memory. Most of them are of curry. That's not a complaint.
"IF THE DEFENCE IS HARD, HIT IT HARDER. IF THE NAAN IS COLD, TOAST IT LONGER. PRINCIPLES FOR THE PITCH AND THE PLATE."
BIO: JON THE ANCHOR
A former Cardiff sub-junior reserve tighthead who found enlightenment in the deep sea sectors. Currently 84% naan by volume.
- SCRAM_TECH
- 9.9
- DITHER_RESISTANCE
- MAX
- RUGBY_SPIRIT
- OVERFLOW
SIGNAL FREQUENCY
NEXT WISDOM DROP IN: 00:02:00
PREPARING TACTICAL NAAN HEATING ELEMENTS...